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  "seriers": "THE ONE WHERE MONICA GETS A NEW ROOMMATE (THE PILOT) \n(SCENE 1: CENTRAL PERK. ALL PRESENT EXCEPT RACHEL AND ROSS)\nMonica: There's nothing to tell! He's just some guy I work with!\nJoey: C'mon, you're going out with the guy! There's gotta be something wrong with him!\nChandler: So does he have a hump? A hump and a hairpiece?\nPhoebe: Wait, does he eat chalk?\n(THE OTHERS STARE, BEMUSED)\nPhoebe: Just, 'cause, I don't want her to go through what I went through with Carl- oh!\nMonica: Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date. It's just two people going out to\ndinner and- not having sex.\nChandler: Sounds like a date to me.\n(CUT TO SAME SET)\nChandler: Alright, so I'm back in high school, I'm standing in the middle of the cafeteria,\nand I realise I am totally naked.\nAll: Oh, yeah. Had that dream.\nChandler: Then I look down, and I realise there's a phone... there.\nJoey: Instead of...?\nChandler: That's right.\nJoey: Never had that dream.\nPhoebe: No.\nChandler: all of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. And it turns out it's my mother, which is\nvery weird, because- she never calls me!\n(CUT TO SAME SET. ROSS HAS NOW ENTERED) "
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